Funny Marriage Sayings
Marriage is a three ring circus:
–engagement ring
–wedding ring
–suffering
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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