Ways to Recognize an NRI
Being a ‘Not Required Indian’ myself, I always find it a challenge to conceal my “Phoren” connections.
Ever wonder how those “CHANGE MONEY”, dudes in Connaught Place have your number … here is a quick checklist. Maybe you’re giving yourself away”
1. Keeps his wallet in his front pocket.
2. Introduces himself to all .
3. One who requests the autorickshaw driver to drive slowly and clutches the seat-cushion nervously
4. One who just bought a case of Bisleri mineral water .
5. One who gets upset if the train is only six hours behind schedule .
6. One who is nervously gazing at the Green channel at the Customs clearance of airport .
7. One who prefers eating fruits to Poori at the train stations .
8. Basically, any man who is changing a baby’s diaper .
9. One who does not wait, for the coolie at the train station, and hauls his/her own 30″ suitcase .
10.One who feels embarassed to run after the railway conductor, for reservation .
11.One who says, “say cheese” when taking a picture .
12.One who has gained more FREQUENT FLYER mileage from trips to the toilet .
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