Gorilla Info

Q: What’’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?
A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?
A: They were raised in a zoo!

Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?
A: Rhesus Pieces.