Geography Of Women

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.


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Body Painting


Guess if its a torn underwear or painting done ? Feels natural !!

Two Stupids

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
“I have an idea,” said Mike. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.”

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Gorilla Info

Q: What’’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?
A: Because it was dead.

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