Funny Cat Animation
Car or Shoe
Blonde and Doctor
A brunette went to the doctor, and said “Doc I am hurting all over my body.”
“That seems odd” replied the doctor “Show me what you mean”
So the girl took her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cried in agony and so on.
The doctor said to her “You are not a natural brunette are you?”
“No I am a blonde” she replied.
“I thought so…. your finger is broken.” replied the doctor.
Motivational Speaker
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his Audience. He Said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!”
Laughter and Applause!!!
A week later, a top manager trained by the Motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke At home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to His wife who was preparing dinner, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my Wife!”
The wife went; “ahhhh!” with shock and rage.