Funny Sayings
Funny Marriage Sayings
Marriage is a three ring circus:
–engagement ring
–wedding ring
–suffering
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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Funny Laughter Quotes and Sayings
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
by Mark Twain
Laughter is an instant vacation.
by Milton Berle
He laughs best who laughs last.
- Proverb
Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
by Lord Byron
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
by Victor Borge
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.