Funny Rhymes
New Black Sheep Rhyme
Ba Ba Black Sheep
Have you pulled the wool?
Yes sir, Yes sir,
Three bags full.
One for my father,
One for my dame,
And one for the CBI
Crying in the lane.
Bankers And Ministers
Bankers and ministers
Sold for a penny
All the swindlers are so many
The envy’s green
And the CBI red’s
Nail them all, and get
their head, head, head.
A Peach
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum,
A kiss ain’t a kiss, without some tongue.
So open up your mouth, and close your eyes,
and give your tongue Some exercise!
Who Is There?
Who Is There?
A lovely Polar bear.
Eating lots of ice cream
With his team.
Who is there?
A big bear
Eating lots of honey
With the bunny.