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Top 25 Excuses
Top 25 Excuses For Getting Caught Sleeping In Your Cubicle
1. I was just waiting for the mighty 386 computer you gave me to finish compiling the data on the work efficiency project.
2. It’s okay…I’m still billing the client
3. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
4. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
5. I was working smarter, not harder.
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Funny One liners
I went to the doctor because I’d swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, “How can I get my kite in the air?” He told me to run off a cliff.
One year they wanted to make me poster boy – for birth control.
My uncle’s dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.
I went to see my doctor. “Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror…I feel like throwing up; What’s wrong with me?” He said…”I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.”