Random Funny Stuff
Power Of Positive Thinking
Funny New Headlines
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over .
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures .
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge.
Policeman Help Dog Bite Victim
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group.
Goldfish Is Saved From Drowning.
Protestors Tried To Spoil Play But Actors Succeeded.
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Marriage Cases
#CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
#CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??” The other replied, “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
#CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.
#CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s status.
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Funny Definitions
School : A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Divorce : Future tense of Marriage.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
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