Funny Poems
Prescription
I visited the surgery
To request a sick note.
Under diagnosis,
The good doctor wrote
‘Valetudinarianism’.
‘An affliction, with such a description.
Surely’, I say, ‘I’m due a prescription.’
The good doctor concurs,
But writes just three words
‘Buy a dictionary’.
Problem With Me
Got a problem with me?
Go solve it.
Think im trippin?
Tie my shoes.
Cant stand me?
Sit down.
Cant face me?
Turn around….
By Corey Simmons
My Thoughts
My thoughts, my dreams
I never thought they would come true.
Days went by And I was still dreaming of you.
The feeling I get it cant be defined
When I look into your eyes, and you look into mine.
I ache at night cause
Im not with you I wish so much that I could kiss you.
Your eyes, your heart, your touch
you mean so much.
Your on my mind 24/7
When Im with you I feel like Im in heaven.
Ive made mistakes in the past
Things the same, never seem to last.
Im sorry for all that Ive done to you
But no matter what, I will always love you.
By Benjamin