Funny Jokes
Stupid Questions by lawyers
Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn’t know anything about it until the next morning?
Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, “I have to kill you because you can identify me.”
Q: Did he kill you?
Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Sea Grade
A boy came home from school with his exam results. “What did you get?” asked his father.
“My marks are under water,” said the boy. “What do you mean ‘under water’?”
”They are all below ‘C’ (sea) level!”
Beautiful and Stupid
A man said to his wife one day,
“I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time”.
The wife responded, “Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you.
Two Blondes and Mirror
There were two blondes walking along the steet and she sees a mirror so she picks it up and says “that person looks familiar”.
The second blonde says “you dummy its me!”