Funny Jokes
Power Of Positive Thinking
Girl and Tree
There was this girl and she was walking home from school when 2 boys said “Climb up that tree and i will give u $20″ then when she got home she yelled “hey mum i got $20 from 2 boys cuz i climbed up a tree.” “thats good honey” and she did the same thing the next day and said to her mum “i got $20 again” ” u know that there only doing that to look at ur nickers”
“oh”
and she did it again.
“do u remember what i told you” said her mum
Yeah i outsmarted them i took my nickers off.
Who is God?
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?” After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, “Well, honey, God is both male and female.” This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, “Is God black or white?” “Well, God is both black and white.” This further confuses him so he asks, “Is God g*y or straight?” At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, “Honey, God is both gay and straight.” At this Little Johnnys face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, “Mom, is God Michael Jackson?”
Ropes In Bar
Two ropes walk in to a bar, one rope calls the bartender and says “Barkeep, let me get a couple of beers.” The bartender says “I’m sorry we dont serve ropes in here.”
Frustrated the ropes walk out and, since this was the only bar in town, they thought about it a little while when finally one rope says “I’ve got an idea.” So he gets him self into a bind and frizzles his ends and walks back into the bar and says “Barkeep, can I get a couple of beers.”
The barkeep says “Sure, but aren’t you those same two ropes that came in here earlier?” The rope answers “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”