Funny Jokes
Blonde and Doctor
A brunette went to the doctor, and said “Doc I am hurting all over my body.”
“That seems odd” replied the doctor “Show me what you mean”
So the girl took her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cried in agony and so on.
The doctor said to her “You are not a natural brunette are you?”
“No I am a blonde” she replied.
“I thought so…. your finger is broken.” replied the doctor.
Geography Of Women
Between the ages of 15 – 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 – 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 – 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!
Between the ages of 35 – 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
Two Stupids
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
“I have an idea,” said Mike. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.”
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blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you help me when you get home?”
“Sure,” he replies. “What’s the problem?”
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