“Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.”

“Fluent in finance” - Barclays

“How are you”? - Vodafone

“It’s God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God.”
- Indian Armed Forces

“Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.”
- Traffic Slogan

“Just do it” - Nike Slogan

A mars a day helps you work rest and play” - Mars

“Perfect to you” - Wella

“Keep Walking” - Johnnie Walker

“Have a break have a kitkat” - Kitkat Chocolate Slogan

“Because I’m worth it” - L’Oreal Advertising Slogan

Don’t live a little, live a lotto” - Lotto

“That seems odd” replied the doctor “Show me what you mean”

So the girl took her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cried in agony and so on.

The doctor said to her “You are not a natural brunette are you?”

“No I am a blonde” she replied.

“I thought so…. your finger is broken.” replied the doctor.

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!”

Laughter and Applause!!!
A week later, a top manager trained by the Motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke At home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to His wife who was preparing dinner, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my Wife!”

The wife went; “ahhhh!” with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second Half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out “…and I can’t remember who she was!”

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.

Moral of the story…
Don’t Copy if you can’t PASTE

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.